“Your ‘beautiful magazine’ is nothing but a cheap, decadent and degenerate comic book which is not even good enough to be called ‘pornographic’.” –Lord Byron

”The mistakes and misstatements in it form an uninterrupted series so complete as to seem artistic in reverse, making one wonder if, perhaps, it had not been woven that way on purpose to make something pertinent and coherent when reflected in a looking glass.” –Vladimir Nabokov

“There were a couple typos in your last piece.”–My mom